Dearest Miss Marple,
Whilst I understand and support the fashionista’s love for ordinary granny chic, your wardrobe supersedes the granniest of chic and the chicest of grannies. Your dainty bows, your polka dots and liberty-esque prints, your florals with tweed, your coloured leather gloves, carpet bags, pearl brooches, long chained pendants and scalloped collars. Raise a few hems and I’m set to be the last murderer you’ll ever know.
Love to the villagers,
On a sidenote: I’m on the hunt for a tapestry bag. If I don’t find anything vintage soon, anything from the Gucci Hysteria collection will have to suffice.